Rob’s true origins are unknown, yet several rumors persist.
states that he comes from the Northwest, hatched from of a great guitar
amplifier that once belonged to Alice Cooper and was stolen by Grand Funk
Railroad and left in an abandoned warehouse. The rock ‘n’ roll residue from the Amplifier and the toxic chemicals
left in the warehouse caused the birth of Rockin’ Rob when he was just a boy
playing in an abandoned warehouse.
claim that he was created in a lab in 1979 by the United States when the
Americans were attempting to build a super soldier to defeat the USSR and avoid
a nuclear war…but due to the USSR performing underground nuclear tests that
year an earthquake caused the American’s experiment to fail when the scientist’s
lava lamp and collection of vinyl records fell into the experiment. Thankfully that scientist’s collection of
vinyl included Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, the Beatles and more…unfortunately
for the scientist his vinyl was ruined by the explosion.
matter what story you hear or which one you choose to believe just know that
Rockin’ Rob has his Mojo workin’!